Dave the Lighting Guy: I don t wanna sound like a queer or nothin , but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band! Orgazmo quotes
Dave: You 8767 re living the dream, Mitch. Having children, it 8767 s like, it 8767 s living with little mini-heroin addicts. You know, they 8767 re laughing one minute and then they 8767 re crying the next. And then they trying to kill themselves in the bathroom for no good reason. They 8767 re very mean and selfish and burn through your money. And they break sh*t
Mitch: Got it! Got it! Got it! Come on!
8775 The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. 8776 ~ Alfred Hitchcock
Rumack: You 8767 d better tell the Captain we 8767 ve got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine d*ckinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It 8767 s a big building with patients, but that 8767 s not important right now.
This is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell outta here.
~ Michael Scott ~
[as Adam and Emma are having loud s*x, Eli walks over to Adams room and bangs loudly on his door]
Eli: I can 8767 t focus on my porn with all this real s*x going on around me!
We all know that there a lot of funny movie quotes out there but with so many things going on in our lives nowadays it 8767 s hard to remember them and we forget what 8767 s funny let alone the quotes from the movie.
Humpty Dumpty: [to Puss] You got any idea what they do to eggs in San Ricardo prison?
[Puss stops walking and the music playing in the tavern also stops]
Humpty Dumpty: I 8767 ll tell you this, my friend. It ain 8767 t over-easy!
[a cat appears behind Humpty]
Ohhh Cat: Ohhh!
8775 I 8767 m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. 8776
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor
8775 Some people ask the secret to our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays and I go on Fridays. 8776 ~ Henry
Vanellope von Schweetz: What 8767 s that?
Wreck-It Ralph: A medal. I earned it in Heroes Doodie.
Wreck-It Ralph: It 8767 s not that kind of doody.
Vanellope von Schweetz: I bet you 8767 re really going to want to watch where you step in the game called 8766 Heroes Doodie 8767 !
Lt. Frank Drebin: This is Frank Drebin, Police Squad. Throw down your guns, and come on out with your hands up. Or come on out, then throw down your guns, whichever way you want to do it. Just remember the two key elements here: one, guns to be thrown down two, come on out!